Stuttering

My people got another of those hilarious emails that they love to read out loud. I thought my she-person was gonna bust a gut laughing. See what you think.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fiddlesticks', the Rottweiler ate him!'


Okay, the kitty wasn’t trying to say fiddlesticks, but my people would wash my mouth out with soap if I used the real word. Now what’s so funny about a kitty getting eaten by a dog?