Guess what . . . it's still raining! I guess I had better find me an ark to climb aboard before many more days of this. Yes the sun does weakly peek out for a few minutes on some days, but what good does that do for a kitty's soul? A kitty in dire need of a sunshine fix!!! I want full, head-on sunshine that makes everyone smile and that I can lie in on my back to warm my belly.
Now, to add insult to injury, my people have found a new nickname for me. At first they called me "moon pie," which wasn't too bad. I am dark, my face is round, I'm sweet, and I'm all marshmallowy inside. But then they noticed the weight gain from behind, so now they're calling me "jug butt." Can you imagine? I look at my svelte, muscular build and all I see is a dark, handsome guy who really turns heads and wins hearts. But apparently my people don't see the same thing I do. Of course, I can't see myself from the back.
So I'll let my many, many fans decide. Which should I be called?
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