HELP!

HELP! I'm being held hostage in a place where the sun never shines. What kind of place is this?

First of all, my people drag me up here in a motorhome, then they leave me alone for long periods of time for a few days while they take care of their nieces. Now I admit those girls are sweet and nice as can be, but do they deserve more attention than me? I think not! For one thing - they don't have soft, shiny fur like me! And can they purr? NO!

Today my people seem to be home more, so maybe the tide has turned. They've been playing with me and my favorite toys: the big bug on a fishing pole, the feathers on a stick, the laser light, and my favorite little mouse that I always keep track of so it doesn't get lost. But I can't find any sunshine in the usual places, like the dashboard of the motorhome, and not in my soft little nest at the head of the bed.

My people keep promsing to open the windows and let the sunshine in, but it came out for a couple of hours yesterday - and no open windows. They said something about the temperature only being 43 degrees, and the sun was too weak. It was nothing like that big shiny ball in the sky in Arizona. It certainly was cold, and still is!

Today, like every other day since I've been here, I keep hearing the drip, drip, drip of raindrops. They seem to be making my people cranky. My he-person even threatened to leave and go back to Arizona, but the she-person reminded him of how much gas cost to get here. So I think I'm stuck here for awhile.

If you're reading this, please pray for sunshine in Washington so I can resume my tanning routine on the dash. I don't want to return to Arizona all white and pasty.

M-e-o-w!