UFOs in Montana?

Man, this Montana is something else. I just had the scare of my life when I looked out the window and saw a UFO lifting off the ground on the far side of the campground. I was certain the aliens had come for me so they could study my gorgeous, intelligent self. I didn't know where to hide!

The dome shaped UFO raised up off the ground a couple of feet and kinda' hovered there before it settled back down to earth. I was sure it was heading my way. Turns out, it was a dome-topped camping contraption that the person with it must have been lifting up from the far side. When a man finally walked out from behind it, I knew it must be a type of RV that I had never seen before. He was definitely taller than an alien would be (I think). Maybe the camping contraption is one of those puppy tents I've heard about.

I'm big and brave, but let me tell you I was just about scared spitless until the mystery was finally solved. Now I see there are two of the tents parked close to each other. What a scare I would have had if I had spotted both of them sitting there before I knew what they were. I would still be cowering behind something waiting for the aliens to come get me and haul me off.

You never know what you're going to see when you're an RVing kitty like me. My people take me to some strange places so it's no wonder that I don't like to walk too far from our RV. They even talk about the time they drove up to Area 51 in Nevada where they were spied on by highly visible cameras, microphones, and heat sensing devices before a guard in a truck pulled up behind them and gave them the once-over. When he drove up, my people were studying a sign that said "deadly force authorized beyond this point." In case you don't know, the government denies that Area 51 exists, but you've got to wonder why all the security if there's nothing there.

There might be aliens hovering just over the hill at Area 51, or even here for all anyone knows. I just know I don't want to go anywhere near Area 51. I'm afraid my beautiful, silky black fur would turn prematurely gray if I ever saw an alien or an armed guard!